My Crazy F-ed up Life

I decided to get tumblr to starting posting all the crazy shit I see and do so I hope you enjoy the ride :)
You know I just realized something, I fucking hate Tinkerbell.

Tinkerbell is the ultimate cock blocking bitch in the game. How many times has she been a complete cunt to Wendy, or any other bitch that gets near Peter?
Another reason I hate Tinkerbell is she looks like one of those annoying-as-fuck girls who sits there bitching about some guy they dated like ten years ago (who she dumped), and then bitch about how fat they are while black holing a pack of deep fried ores covered in peanut butter with a diet Pepsi.
To say I hate Tinkerbell would be an understatement, in fact, I hate the people who fucking “love” Tinkerbell as well. 
Think about it, has anyone of those random bitches you have meet on this fucked up planet been normal?? *ding ding ding* HELL NO. People who like Tinkerbell are just as fucked up as their idol.
You know who they are, those annoying as bitches in school with fifty beanie babies a rollie backpack who claim they’re Christian, but when you eat lunch with the trick, dick is the first thing you smell on her breath. 
I even hate Tinkerbell’s name. It sounds like some 45 year old women describing her pussy over the phone to some man, but instead of saying pussy like ever other bitch, she calls it a Tinkerbell because she wants to sound cutesy.
To put it plain and simple: FUCK TINKERBELL, THAT COCK BLOCKING WHORE.

You know I just realized something, I fucking hate Tinkerbell.


Tinkerbell is the ultimate cock blocking bitch in the game. How many times has she been a complete cunt to Wendy, or any other bitch that gets near Peter?

Another reason I hate Tinkerbell is she looks like one of those annoying-as-fuck girls who sits there bitching about some guy they dated like ten years ago (who she dumped), and then bitch about how fat they are while black holing a pack of deep fried ores covered in peanut butter with a diet Pepsi.

To say I hate Tinkerbell would be an understatement, in fact, I hate the people who fucking “loveTinkerbell as well.

Think about it, has anyone of those random bitches you have meet on this fucked up planet been normal?? *ding ding ding* HELL NO. People who like Tinkerbell are just as fucked up as their idol.

You know who they are, those annoying as bitches in school with fifty beanie babies a rollie backpack who claim they’re Christian, but when you eat lunch with the trick, dick is the first thing you smell on her breath.

I even hate Tinkerbell’s name. It sounds like some 45 year old women describing her pussy over the phone to some man, but instead of saying pussy like ever other bitch, she calls it a Tinkerbell because she wants to sound cutesy.

To put it plain and simple: FUCK TINKERBELL, THAT COCK BLOCKING WHORE.

Ok normally in my “WTF happened  to your face” series, I post a picture of  a guy who went from hot, to not.

But while doing research for this week’s post, I came across this shit.

When the fuck did Neville FuckedupFace Longbottom get hot? I literally want to Avada Keddavra his clothes off, and ride him like he is a Hippogriff. Shit, Neville looks hotter then a couldran cake on the Hogwarts Express. I want to see his He who should not be named and Wingardium Leviosa it straight into my mouth. I want his Basilisk all up in my Chamber of Secrets. For all you illiterate bitches who have obviously never read the Harry Potter series, I wanna fuck him. The end.

I find myself trying to change you
If you were meant to be my lover I wouldn’t have to

No Doubt

I’m so jealous my friend has a baby and its vising I want  fucking baby

I’m so jealous my friend has a baby and its vising I want  fucking baby

I love this shit its so swaggerific

I love this shit its so swaggerific

Ok normally in my WTF happened  to your face” series, I post a picture of  a guy who went from hot, to not.

But while doing research for this weeks post, I came across this shit.

When the fuck the Neville FuckedupFace Longbottom get hot? I literally want to Avada Keddavra his cloths off, and ride him like he is a Hippogriff. Shit, Neville looks hotter then a couldran cake on the Hogwarts Express. I want to see his He who should not be named and Wingardium Leviosa it straight into my mouth. I want his Basilisk all up in my Chamber of Secrets. For all you illiterate bitches who obviously never read the Harry Potter, I wanna fuck him. The end.

Fuck you biological baby making clock. I want a baby so fucking bad. I want one with green eyes nice hair and a cute little smile and rosey cheeks. I would love it and it’s father till the end of time. 

Fuck you biological baby making clock. I want a baby so fucking bad. I want one with green eyes nice hair and a cute little smile and rosey cheeks. I would love it and it’s father till the end of time. 

(Source: brittneyella, via i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

I’m thankfully you helped my son I wish you could help him with all his problems, but you’re not a gynocologist

Mayor - Trueblood

I often use my tumblr as my therapist writing down every thought that comes into my head. If someone ever question exactly how I’m feeling they just need to do a quick click and there is my heart displayed out in the open for all to see.

I often use my tumblr as my therapist writing down every thought that comes into my head. If someone ever question exactly how I’m feeling they just need to do a quick click and there is my heart displayed out in the open for all to see.

(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via i-am-the-oracular-spectacular)

There is never a right time to say goodbye, but I gotta make the first move or your going to start hating me.

Chris Brown