You know I just realized something, I fucking hate Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell is the ultimate cock blocking bitch in the game. How many times has she been a complete cunt to Wendy, or any other bitch that gets near Peter?
Another reason I hate Tinkerbell is she looks like one of those annoying-as-fuck girls who sits there bitching about some guy they dated like ten years ago (who she dumped), and then bitch about how fat they are while black holing a pack of deep fried ores covered in peanut butter with a diet Pepsi.
To say I hate Tinkerbell would be an understatement, in fact, I hate the people who fucking “love” Tinkerbell as well.
Think about it, has anyone of those random bitches you have meet on this fucked up planet been normal?? *ding ding ding* HELL NO. People who like Tinkerbell are just as fucked up as their idol.
You know who they are, those annoying as bitches in school with fifty beanie babies a rollie backpack who claim they’re Christian, but when you eat lunch with the trick, dick is the first thing you smell on her breath.
I even hate Tinkerbell’s name. It sounds like some 45 year old women describing her pussy over the phone to some man, but instead of saying pussy like ever other bitch, she calls it a Tinkerbell because she wants to sound cutesy.
To put it plain and simple: FUCK TINKERBELL, THAT COCK BLOCKING WHORE.